Recently Spotted at Petco Park

I took each of these pictures without even leaving my seat at a recent Padres game. Seriously, who let these people out of the house like this?





Sadly, the worst offender wasn't able to be captured on film. But if you can picture a girl wearing black eyeliner that looked like it had been applied with a Sharpie and sporting a red, white and blue Little House on the Prairie dress with roughly half a roll of duct tape wrapped around the bodice and a few pieces of orange electrical tape running over each shoulder and criss-crossing in the back like straps...well then you have all the picture you need.